Thursday, February 24, 2011

Dear Dishes,

Please make like a tree* and fuck off.*

*nope, I don't really get the connection either. But some quotes are like that - they make no sense but the people around you say them often enough that they rub off on you. But I'm sure you get the gist.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

To Dear the people in the Mitsubishi ASX advert,

Having that car in the city does not make you look cool. It makes you look like a pair of douches. You do not need a big car to get down a narrow lane to get your bloody pizza. It's totally counter intuitive. Go buy a goddamn Swift.