I know our ways may be confusing to you, but our habit of congregating in public places, consuming toxins and then playing with our phones instead of actually talking to one another is strange to us too...
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Can you please test whether or not you get better phone service by holding your phone to your head? I'm pretty sure you do, since you get a lot better range on the car remotes when they're at your head, but it would be nice to know for sure. Also, it would stop me from looking like a knob by doing it every time I need something to send or upload.
Saturday, September 3, 2011
What a fucking lovely evening out this has been.
...I get that some aspects of your lives suck, I do. I spend all my time being understanding, and mediating, and helping through your problems. But seriously, harden the fuck up.
Your friend, Sara.
Monday, August 22, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Thursday, May 5, 2011
P.S. Yes, I do know there is a setting in bittorrent that allows me to cap my combined upload and download speed. I just can't be bothered.
P.P.S. Fine, I'll do it.
Sunday, April 17, 2011
*there is no * above, but I wish I could put one below where it says random shit, so I could then put a star that said literally.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Next time, when you randomly schedule a post to post in 5 minutes time, I will check that it has actually posted.
The trust is gone.
I'm sorry it has to be this way.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Thanks for nothing, (Except all the mythbusters and the dozen or so movies I got last night)
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
I hate you. I hope your heater breaks this winter and you're freezing cold at least 4 nights a week for next 5 months. Because thanks to you, and your stupid decision to move the wind blocker 3 feet east so it now blocks no wind whatsoever, I'm probably gunna die of hypothermia while working in a supermarket.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Kind Regards, Sara
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
I hope you're happy.
Friday, March 4, 2011
With kind regards and an emphatic "Get Well Soon"
On the other hand, I'll give you even more, so you'll die of lung cancer faster and raise up a little bit the average intelligence of humanity as a whole.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Thursday, February 24, 2011
*nope, I don't really get the connection either. But some quotes are like that - they make no sense but the people around you say them often enough that they rub off on you. But I'm sure you get the gist.