Friday, March 4, 2011

Dear Loose Tobacco Buyers,

When you buy a pouch of tobacco, it is either 50 GRAMS or 30 GRAMS. Milligrams are teensy. You do not want to be paying 30 bucks for 50 milligrams - That is 1% of what I'm actually giving you. It's about 3 little flakes of leaf. So get it bloody right, before I refuse to sell to stupid people like you.

On the other hand, I'll give you even more, so you'll die of lung cancer faster and raise up a little bit the average intelligence of humanity as a whole.

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